Welcome to the world of stupidity: Ra.One (2011) Movie – Hindi, Tamil – Shahrukh, Kareena and Directed by Anubhav Sinha.
If there is any thing that I love the most in this word – that is movies and I predicted that this movie will be a poor. Not just for this movie, i do have predictions for all movies and most of the times I will be correct, but I always watch them no matter what because I love movies. There is nothing called as Good Movie or Bad Movie, or at least I want to think so. But sometimes along comes a movie like Ra.One which will make you think ………..
First things First – Before the movie release there was this news gossip saying that the Ra.One poster where Shahrukh was holding Kareena in his arms, they said it is a copy of Batman poster. I say the entire movie is a copy, mixed mock of other few movies. In the first few minutes of the movie you will decide that the movie is stupid (Sanjay and Priyanka were wasted). I dont normally have headaches while watching movies, infact I dont even remember when I last had one while watching movies.
Our scared Hero is a video game designer/programmer having a family in London who is Tamilian. Kareena is beautiful house wife and their kid is just like any other 10 or 12 years old boy who likes video games and wants his father to be a super hero. Hero designs a video game where Villain (Ra.One) is more powerful than Hero (G.One) – the game has simple 3 levels and you have to defeat the guy in these 3 levels. But the twist is that the program understands itself and come out the game in to real world when Hero’s son beats him in the first level, I think the poor ones ego was hurt, so he decides to kill the kid (Who calls himself Lucifer). Hero says he is Lucifer and dies in hands of this stupid ego-manic Ra.One who can take any human form. Now the good guy G.one takes form and become the savior of of the Kid and the rest is how he saves the kid.
+ points of the movie:
1. None.
2. For the first time i thought Kareena is sexy, beautiful and ravishing. She is good in her character.
3. I need to say that Criminal song was good, great choreography. Rest all songs are great on Youtube to watch.
4. Few nice dialogues.
- Points of the Movie:
1. The movie is pointless and stupid.
2. How could a video game program takes a human form even if it does it doesnt make any sense in this movie.
3. First few scenes are waste, Whats the need to have Sanjay, Priyanka, and the Dupe of Rajnikant.
4. Graphics are so lame its worst than B grade hollywood movie. My PS3 game graphics are better than this ones.
5. Movie is so boring and most of it doesnt make any sense.
6. Even kids will have headache.
7. Climax fight sequence is so C grade. Graphics are worst, now I know what Shankar is – He is GOD when you think of such crazy movies, he has got what it takes to make such movie entertaining.
8. Entertainment is missing.
9. Hardly any scene where you will laugh.
10. One final thing the movie is so noisy and confusing – I wonder where they have spent all that 175 crores.
11. With that kind of money Yfilms would have made at least 30 movies with at least 100 new talents.
12. I talk on and on about this project and tell you the negative points but lets just save it for your self.
13. Why is this movie Ra.One and not G.one ?
14. Anubhav Sinha – How did he pull this off? I know the market is big but still with a stupid movie like this will they make 200 crores to see profits. If they do then we will have to learn how and may be recreate and rewrite all marketing strategies and planning for all upcoming movies. If this movie makes any profit, then it will be miracle of this year or may the last decade.
After all this if you still plan to watch this movie then do it in 2K screeen and not in some stupid analog theatre. And spending even 200 bucks on this movie is a waste, wait for its DVD and rent it or buy and watch it.
Saw the movie at INOX, Hyderabad.
Screen 5: Qube Technology – I have to say this that this screen and sound system is worst than any normal screen. Clarity sucks and INOX is the first one to increase ticket prices in Hyderabad to 150 from 100. I wonder why, because none of their screens are 2K and compared to Prasadz, these are way worst. To all my Bangalore friends watch it in Urvashi 4k, at least the awesome sound system and screen clarity will make you feel that you are watching a high quality movie.
Please rate this movie below and also let me know your comments, feedback or share your thoughts if you have already seen the movie.
